For this issue, we asked our contributors, “What’s your favorite joke?” Click on the pictures for their answers and links to their websites.

Nancy Green

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. As he sips it he hears a small voice saying, “Wow,¬†you’re good looking!” Another tiny voice says, “Your clothes are really cool!” A third voice chimes in, “You must be really popular.” The guy asks the bartender, “Do you hear voices?” The bartender replies, “It’s the peanuts—they’re complimentary!”