For this issue, we asked our contributors, “What's your secret identity or superpower?” Click on the pictures for their answers and links to their websites.


Kourtney Robinson

I’m actually a super villain—CAPTAIN NO! My dastardly acts include (but are not limited to) making you wear pants in January, put on shoes to go to the grocery store, eat food, and go to bed. I also enforce no hitting, no coloring on the car, and no fun.